Christmas sex jokes
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It's never too early to spread some Christmas cheer, and even if you're not a huge fan of the holidays, here is something that'll make this year's season a little lighter. Whether you can't wait to share Christmas humor with your friends or are drunk from Christmas dinner and want some dirty holiday jokes or Santa jokes for adults to pass around the table, we've got you covered with these 29 jokes that are pretty much PG A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets the credit. A: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire We all know Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled at him very nicely and he ended up asking her what she wanted for Christmas. That's very loving and thoughtful of you," smiled Santa. A: One slays the dragon, the other drags the sleigh.
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